This is your Captain speaking:"Greetings to one and all, from FM247 Music Station! Now, here's a teaser for you, dear listener: How many record shops do you know of that are located WITHIN a post office? Strange, but true, in our case. For we do things differently here in North Norfolk, dear listener!
"FM247 is, you see, located WITHIN Cromer Road Post Office, in the wonderfully traditional seaside market town of Sheringham, on the incomparable 'North Norfolk Riviera', which is at the top of the eastern-most bulge of the UK.
"At FM247, we aim to enhance the public's listening experience by supplying all types of music at bargain prices. We believe passionately in listener pleasure and value for money. We DON'T regard music as a commodity to be (unfairly) traded, so we DON'T seek to trade in high-value, 'investment' items. Neither do we over-hype the condition of our records (or our tapes and CDs): we would much rather listeners were pleasantly surprised by the quality (and associated value) of a record when they receive it, rather than feeling short-changed in any way.
"In half a lifetime of record buying, your Captain has always enjoyed searching out a bargain, and now he wants others to share in that pleasure. He wants buying to be a rewarding rather than a frustrating experience, so he will always offer a full refund in the unlikely event of listener dissatisfaction (given FM247's pricing policy, and the cautious way we grade our stock).
"Because FM247 is located WITHIN a post office, we're able to serve our global customers with the same care and attention to detail as we give to our local customers, who appreciate our ability and willingness to provide them with any and every type of music that they might wish. We accept orders for anything, and everything. In most cases, we're able to fulfil them at an agreeable price.
"We at FM247 Music Station therefore look forward to bringing you, our listeners, 'music for pleasure' in the years ahead. That's FM247, folks: where it's all about music for pleasure, not for fat-cat profits. Music for pleasure, dear listener: because after all, when you get right down to it, is there any other reason?"
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