This is your Captain speaking:"Greetings to one and all, from FM247 Music Store! Now, here's a teaser for you, dear listener: How many record shops do you know of that are located WITHIN a post office? Strange, but true, in our case. For we do things differently here in North Norfolk, dear listener!
"FM247 is, you see, soon to be relocated back to where it belongs - within a delightful rural post office, here in the incomparable 'North Norfolk Riviera', which is at the top of the eastern-most bulge of the UK.
"At FM247, we aim to enhance the public's listening experience by supplying all types of music at bargain prices. We believe passionately in listener pleasure and value for money. We DON'T regard music as a commodity to be (unfairly) traded, so we DON'T seek to trade in high-value, 'investment' items. Neither do we over-hype the condition of our records: we would much rather listeners were pleasantly surprised by the quality (and associated value) of a record when they receive it, rather than feeling short-changed in any way.
"And when we say it's cheap, we MEAN it's cheap - the average price per item in our recently much-discounted catalogue is now under ~1, and there's loads of top quality LP and 45s to be had there. Just because it's cheap, don't assume it's not good!
"This is because in half a lifetime of record buying, your Captain has always enjoyed searching out a bargain, and now he wants others to share in that pleasure. He wants buying to be a rewarding rather than a frustrating experience, so he will always offer a full refund in the unlikely event of listener dissatisfaction (given FM247's pricing policy, and the cautious way we grade our stock).
"Because FM247 has been (and will soon be, once more) located WITHIN a post office, we're able to serve our global customers with the same care and attention to detail as we give to our UK customers. Postage rates are low, and bulk orders are our speciality."
"We at FM247 Music Store therefore look forward to bringing you, our listeners, 'music for pleasure' in the years ahead. That's FM247, folks: where it's all about music for pleasure, not for fat-cat profits. Music for pleasure: because after all, when you get right down to it, is there any other reason?"
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